pal party: part 4

HUMP DAY! Time for another pal!

KATY ELIZABETH WOLF

(aka Katar, Katars, Katar Worf)

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"I'M HUNGRY... FOR SOME MEN."

(more about this leggy babe after the jump!)

I'm actually not positive about how Katy Wolf came into my life. I think it all started with mutual friends, a night(s) of drinking, and a huge pile of fun. I'm pretty sure she was on top of the pile. But REALLY, college- we saw each other now and then but didn't start spending a lot of time together until my senior year. She was THISCLOSE to my side when I was barely dragging myself through some heartbreak, and since then she has remained indispensable. Steadfast, sexy, sassy... WATCH OUT! She has a knack for being the voice of reason and telling it like it is. She's also a walking Dune encyclopedia. Who couldn't use a companion such as that?!

STATS

FULL NAME: Katherine Elizabeth Wolf

HOMETOWN: Sacramento, CA
SLEEPS: In mom's basement room with dog Penelope.

FREQUENTLY CAUGHT EATING: sausage, Caesar salad, pasta, Belgian or French fries
WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD: dating a jock, crusty, dweeb, or slob.

YOU CAN BE A T-REX OR A BRONTOSAURUS. WHICH. WHY?

Brontosauruses are def more feminine, like, they are weaker and more defenseless, but graceful and impressive nonetheless. So that seems more me. T Rex is too overbearing , unbalanced, and aggressive.

ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE SKILLS?

Horseback riding and archery, but I'm out of practice on both. I wish I had real wilderness survival skills, could tie knots and make a fire and skin a deer. I also need to learn stick shift, how to sew, change a tire, cook, play drums, and paint and draw better.  I can draw ok.

WHAT IS THE GROSSEST THING YOU CAN REMEMBER EATING?

Prob my own vom. On a roadtrip with my step uncle's family when I was around 10, I puked but somehow caught myself and then decided it was my only option.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WISH HUMANS WOULD JUST SHUT UP ABOUT?

Sports. Babies. Religion. Money. War.

FILL IN THE BLANKS: 

I WOULD RATHER BE _____________ THAN ______________.

I would rather be good looking than a math whiz. Because it's more fun.

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I am still struggling with postmodern life, I love living in Portland, I wish I had a boyfriend, a car, an apt all to myself, and for monopoly corporations and the government to go to hell. Also I love David Duchovny and Kyle Maclachlan forever. That's probably all you need to know.

There you have it. Straight from the pal's mouth. Do you like how she listed TWO skills when we asked for ONE? Yeah, she does what she WANTS! If you see Katy on the street, shout her a 'hee haw'! You might not understand now, but you will. Ohhh you will.

<3